phanphanphan:

you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

(via whoredinarygirl)

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

(via moriarty)

  • me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

i-write-wrongs:

realest thing I’ve seen in a while

this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.

(Source: startswithabang, via ruinedchildhood)

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

evgeniemalkin:

freedom14movement:

[x]

im in a country that has children beheading people like a sport.

arab peooplleee!

I’m sorry if all the inbreeding that’s been happening in your family for the past few generations has fucked you up to a point where you can’t read a book or go outside but he isn’t Arab and you’re so dumb I’m feeling physically ill

(via theawkwardmuslimgirl)

verrlust:

i wonder what it’s like to be so hot that people follow you just because you’re hot

(via matchstick-doctor)

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

(via matchstick-doctor)

ahndja:

neybooto:

the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed 

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(Source: neyruto, via theawkwardmuslimgirl)

cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

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(Source: socialdissociation, via baracknobama)

themildlydarklordstan:

curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

Well circles have an infinite amount of sides so you are infinitely beautiful 

(via please-go-fuck-your-self)