Thanks to @armaan__moosani for nominating me, my nominations are @taran_barckley @leahazalie @admiralparcheesi @allie__cat12 and @mckenleyyy. You have 24 hours, go! #ALS #icewaterchallenge (at friggin cold as shit)

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

(via baracknobama)

deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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(via headbutting)

stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

(Source: stability, via gnarly)

wessasaurus-rex:

j3nnard:

I can’t believe they left their child unattended #badparenting


I’M COMING FOR YOU SON 

wessasaurus-rex:

j3nnard:

I can’t believe they left their child unattended #badparenting

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I’M COMING FOR YOU SON 

(via whoredinarygirl)

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

(Source: anus, via heliolisk)

nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

(Source: toasternudel, via acelestial)

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

(via ruinedchildhood)

slimydad:

taco bell you know i love you but what’s the deal with the commercials where you take in a bunch of men named Ronald McDonald and make them eat your unholy breakfast options like do you fully believe your consumer base is stupid enough to believe that every man named Ronald Mcdonald is a huge fan of McDonald’s or possibly owns the franchise

weapens:

"it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful"

*the demon possessing my body blushes*

(Source: skirons, via boba--fetish)

Reblog this if your day hasn’t been going so good

gnarly:

When you see someone reblog this leave them a sweet message in their ask! I haven’t been having the best days and Trust me this could make someones day a whole lot better.

(via gnarly)

gnarly:

guess im gonna be tasting some pepsi cola tonight ;))

gnarly:

guess im gonna be tasting some pepsi cola tonight ;))

(via kissmeok)

toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

(via moistbottom)